David Rodeback's Blog
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Saturday, August 5, 2006
. . . about federal agencies and a piece of silliness local to American Fork.
I took a recorded call at the office this week from Representative Jim Matheson, who happens to be running for re-election this year. In fact, I'm starting to think that he's running essentially unopposed again, but I digress.
He -- the recorded he -- said that experts from his office would be in American Fork late this week to discuss with us American Forkers such things as difficulties we're having with federal agencies. That's not a bad thing. I spent enough time working on the Hill to be well aware of the prevalance and the virtues of Members and staff helping constituents with intransigent bureaucracies; I'm not criticizing this "case work" as an institution.
I wasn't on hand for the event, but in the spirit of that kind offer, Congressman Matheson, I do have some issues with federal agencies. Here are selected highlights:
Oh, one more:
If the Honorable Mr. Matheson would make a serious effort to address these issues -- even if he failed -- I'd consider voting for him. More that that: I'd consider campaigning for him, not that he needs my help to beat the Republican also-ran du jour. He might get booted out of his party, but at least some congressional Republicans would welcome into their ranks an exile who actual tried to accomplish sensible things. That would raise that congressional demographic's population to -- what, four or five?
If I hear another American Forker get choked up, especially in public, while holding a microphone, about the fact that American Fork is the largest municipality in the US with "America" in its name, I'm going to kneel before the bowl and . . . blog. Please, folks! That's about as touching as the alleged fact that either Darwin, Minnesota, or Cawker City, Kansas, or someplace in Missouri or Wisconsin has the world's largest ball of twine -- or the fact that our local high school's mascot is a caveman.
If we want to feel patriotic, let's find a substantive basis for it. Let's talk about the volunteers who help things happen without fanfare or reward. Let's talk about the people we send to war and the families who wait for them. Let's honor especially the ones who come home in boxes or not at all. Let's talk about all the people who vote or attend town meetings. Let's talk about something that matters.
Copyright 2006 by David Rodeback.